when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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