Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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