Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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