I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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