Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He better not be in your backpack
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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