Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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