I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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