this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
COCAINE IS GR8
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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