fuck your aforementioned shoe
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.