she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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