Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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