he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You made out with two different species that night
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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