MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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