Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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