I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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