Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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