I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Found your dick twin last night
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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