You're so nebulous sometimes
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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