Define "chronic" masturbator.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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