Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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