He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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