in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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