McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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