Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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