if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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