spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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