I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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