he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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