I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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