so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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