hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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