Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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