That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize