I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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