yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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