I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
this will be a night to untag.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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