is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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