Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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