just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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