I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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