i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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