He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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