FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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