Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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