Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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