Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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