I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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