all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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