If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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