got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Houston, we have a blender
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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