have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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