Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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