What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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